inception cum

secretly planting cum on someone without them knowing

look at that chicks skirt i just inception cummed on her.

inception cum by bevll December 12, 2010

Arabian cum monster 

when you cum on the bitty's sleeping eyes so when she wakes up the next morning its hard to open

I gave andie ol' arabian cum monster so i could and seal her money

Arabian cum monster by bubmaster622 April 4, 2009

post-cum depression 

Post-cum depression commonly referred to as PCD is the feeling of remorse the morning after fucking an unattractive girl or doing something regretable with a girl the night before.

Antonym: see post-cum blessing

Jim: "Dude I was wasted last night and I fucked this girl."
Tom: "Nice, how was it?"
Jim: "No man, its not like that. I have PCD."
Tom: "What? Post-cum depression? Why?"
Jim: "I think she put something in my butt..."
Tom: "Oh man. I'm really sorry."

post-cum depression by salohcin May 5, 2014

Over developed cum shot 

A severely over developed sperm and egg cell resulting in a part humanoid part evolutionary set back .

Can be applied to those who are completely moronic , ignorant , or just someone whos very existance pisses you off to the point that their said existance and actions have set mankind back to the cave man days ...

"That Over developed cum shot is the reason why a screw driver comes with a saftey glass warning . "

Over developed cum shot by fuckuall66 January 1, 2010

Candy Cum

A term used to describe cum that tastes relatively sweet or sugary, usually a product of a process called Sperm Sweetening.

Matt- "Thanks for the tip dude, since I ate all that sweet shit she said I had Candy Cum."

Mike- "I told ya man, bitches love sweet cum"

Candy Cum by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012

elf cum 

A slang term for eggnog, popularized by Dave Attell.

Dude I went to my grandmother's christmas party and drank a gallon of elf cum.

I didn't get drunk but I did gain three pounds.

elf cum by flem78 November 26, 2013

adams cum 

sweet & delicious.
tastes like grapefruit.

wow, that tastes good, yeah, must me adams cum.

adams cum by woemanlookout May 27, 2014