Penis

Something you dont have.

He doesnt have a penis

by ZenoTheBelgianDutchy February 11, 2018

Penis

A sexual toy that someone named Noah likes to use a lot

Penis is so good for I

by PENISLOVER669 February 16, 2018

Penis

A penis is a thing to make fuckin baby's and you screw your chick with it then she is like, yaaa ya ya ya fuck me babe faster.

Penis is a tool to o make a chick yayayaya yawwawaawawwawaawawawawaaawwawawawawwawawawawawawawawawaawaaw

by #dick December 25, 2016

Penis Pincher

A penis pincher is someone who abuses other by seducing them, and actling like you're his slave.

I think Caleb is penis pincher, how dare he.

by PenisPincher December 29, 2016

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia

Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!

by smackfrommack January 7, 2017

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017