Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.
Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.
by Blah wars September 30, 2018
Get the Hackney Downs Syndromemug. When a woman drops a tide pod into her panties, or directly inserts it into her vagina in an attempt to mask the smell because she unable to shower before sex or fellatio.
Britney, I am meeting Brad after track practice and im running behind. No time for a shower so im just going to tidy down in case its gets fun.
by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018
Get the Tidy Downmug. To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.
by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018
Get the dad downmug. When you've gotten to the point where you cannot smoke anymore nicotine products because your hands will not stop shaking.
by StonedAssington May 22, 2012
Get the Backin' Downmug. Your wife has been trying very hard to quit a nasty porn addiction but she broke down and now can't stop.
by gave in April 20, 2018
Get the broke downmug. Down the Services means you've got a chocolate stabber up your ring as the Services are a well known night time meeting place for ring jockeys looking for dogging action.
by Pension Pot February 26, 2025
Get the Down The Servicesmug. by Xbzbssjrjtkvkcd August 17, 2021
Get the Down Badmug.