Ur mom gay

Telling someone their mom is lesbian because it’s the best roast

Kid 1: your ugly
Kid 2: your mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

Mom

is more than a fearless woman, she’s more than a superhero, shes more than a best friend, she IS your life…

I love my mom
oh my moms about to hit me with a shoe!

by Beatr1x May 21, 2024

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

by hibatchimotherfux April 15, 2019

momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom

I did her last night

"Hey bro momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom is gay and i did her wit a sec"

by SUSSYImposterRed January 5, 2022

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021

Trevor’s Mom

A very hot mom whose son has a huge package

Jeff- OMG it’s Trevor’s Mom i’m have to act up

by DaddyE172536 June 13, 2022

Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

by the brogue August 7, 2022