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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
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roblox fart fetish

A roblox fart person who fart roleplays in fart games
TIMMY WHAT THE FUCK IS ROBLOX FART FETISH
Timmy: uh nothing mom
MUM: WELL TIMMY IM UNADOPTING YOU YOU FAT BITCH
by whatthepseduoa June 22, 2024
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Dutch Fart

When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out
Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart
by nboob March 18, 2021
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fart box

I smashed babygirl so hard I think I might have broke her fart box....
by 6CloudN9ne December 3, 2018
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spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
by BigEasy E January 26, 2011
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