by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020
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Get the Fuck the Police Day mug.To abstain from ejaculation for a full week. A true test of manhood, especially among a group of friends. It is unclear if the 7DC is more difficult while being single (masturbation) or in a relationship (intercourse).
Jesse: "What's up dog? Did you know if you don't ejaculate for 7 days your Testosterone levels go up 40 something percent? I tried to do the 7 Day Challenge but I failed. You should try."
Kyle: " Challenge accepted "
Kyle: " Challenge accepted "
by TheRealKon June 29, 2011
Get the 7 Day Challenge mug.Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!
Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!
Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!
by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019
Get the Free nut day mug.Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.
-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022
Get the have a blessed day mug.Silly Cup Day takes place the first of every year. January 1st, 2009 was the inaugural silly cup day created by three young men in the quiet suburbs of Detroit. The goal of Silly Cup Day is to find the silliest cup in the house and drink out of it all day; preferably with alcohol, good friends, and scuzzy hoes. Later in the night, everyone writes the name down of who they believe has the silliest cup in the house. Created by Anbru,Rahib, and Kneil, whom also formed the band Sticky Sippy Cups the same night. Silly Cup Day will be celebrated by the majority of the world by 2015.
"Holy hell, I am hung over as shit from Silly Cup Day!" - Laurinec
"I wish I was cool enough to participate in Silly Cup Day." - Jamison
"I was Silly Cup Champion in 2009." - Anbru
"I wish I was cool enough to participate in Silly Cup Day." - Jamison
"I was Silly Cup Champion in 2009." - Anbru
by ambru rahib kneil January 12, 2009
Get the Silly Cup Day mug.A day encouraging rape VICTIMS to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. It is not nor has it ever been nor will it ever be a day encouraging rape. And no one is trying to make it a day encouraging rape.
Person one: have you heard of national rape day?
Person two: yes and that's disgusting that people are trying to make a day encouraging rape.
Person one: no that's not what it is, idiot. If that were going on that would absolutely be disgusting. However, it is not a day celebrating rape, it is a day raising awareness of it and giving victims of it an opportunity to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. And nobody is trying to make it a day celebrating rape.
Person two: oh.... My bad.
Person two: yes and that's disgusting that people are trying to make a day encouraging rape.
Person one: no that's not what it is, idiot. If that were going on that would absolutely be disgusting. However, it is not a day celebrating rape, it is a day raising awareness of it and giving victims of it an opportunity to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. And nobody is trying to make it a day celebrating rape.
Person two: oh.... My bad.
by 2kTriggerz April 15, 2021
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