Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
by jigsaw42 July 17, 2012
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Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit
by ausdeb June 19, 2021
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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.
Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"
by elephantjosh October 20, 2015
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the quest for cheese

A rousing quest that Wallace and Gromit go through to find their beloved cheese.
Eh, gromit! We must go on the quest for cheese!
by MeWhenThe1 January 18, 2023
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Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you
(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull
by Carter720 March 12, 2019
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