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battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.
"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."
by Dredge2 November 26, 2007
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Shit Ho

A girl who like to be fucked in the ass, then shit on, preferbly by someone with diarrhea.
There goes Jane, she is such a shit ho.
by Jonny Diarrhea June 12, 2008
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shit story

N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!
by Genoways August 29, 2003
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shit nutted

it's a past-tense verb. this occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind you actually take a shit and bust a nut at the same time. this usually occurs as an accident, but those who are extra freaky my try to do it.

this takes the wet spot to a whole new level.
for those that try to do it and know it's coming, they can always exclaim to their sexual partner, "baby, i'm about to shit nut" or when they finish, they can say, "oooo i shit nutted"...
by fireball roberts September 28, 2007
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shit string

After a dog eats his blanket he will have a shit string the next day.
When my dog had a shit string brian put on a pair of surgical gloves and pulled it out.
by blizzardmtn December 17, 2014
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shit that hell

A term of frustration or anger. Used in dire times.
Shit that hell, bitch we are screwed if we don't get there on time.
by Philip Hirzel January 22, 2005
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shit business

shit that doesnt concern your ugly ass.
by nun of ur shit business December 7, 2003
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