Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 6, 2024

Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

by whackamole69 September 7, 2021

You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend

by uwu777 May 6, 2020

Fake friends day

Fake friends day is when you can post the fake friends that ruined you life. August 9

“What day is is it’s fake friends day is that why you post your “friend”

by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022

rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021

Friends

something you don't have because you did something stupid at school

Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.

by Chiaki_ Nanami February 18, 2023

Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025