How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Beefing the Fat Cake

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

fat jabbar

A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.

He did a fat jabbar

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

Fat Beats

Top tier music, enjoyed by the best. Search for Kiain Kirk on Spotify and enjoy all the playlists with custom made covers ranging from Heavy Rock, through soundtracks to Power Ballads

"Woah, you heard Fat Beats IV: Hip Hop Flip Flop? Mad tunes man"

by FatBeats01 July 3, 2019

fat lick

Fat Lick refers to a large quantity of an illicit drug called cocaine prepared into a line.

I'm gonna hit a fat lick tonight.

by CreatorHunter August 23, 2018