shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

shooting the shit

talking without any specific purpose; passing the time with causal conversation

We were just shooting the shit out on the front porch while waiting for Justin to show up.

by Ignotus October 30, 2003

Shit tanked

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

by LVPC December 18, 2008

Piece of Shit

Me

Person 1: Your a piece of shit
Me: I know

by SeagullGod April 23, 2019

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

That Whoopi Shit

A woman who is not that attractive but is able to hold a man under the assumption that she is great in bed.

Dude 1:I still can't understand how men find Lady GaGa good looking.

Dude 2:But she has a lot of guys who would do her.

Dude 1: I know. She must got that Whoopi shit.

by red2269 May 30, 2009