Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

urban dictionary

A dictionary that allows the most stupid of definitions to be put on it

What useless definition is that. Ooh that's an urban dictionary

by Benny M-Thonp August 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that really talks about what the first part of “dictionary” sounds like

I swear to god I saw cat means a “blow job after procrastination” or “Billy lost his soul after searching up dictionary on Urban Dictionary”

by Cautious_Mud9 November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Urban dictionary neophyte

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.

The urban dictionary neophyte tried but failed.

by We’re all saying the same thin October 2, 2022

Urban Dictionary

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by nlolhere May 28, 2020