William John Rudge

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.

“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"

by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024

Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer

I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church

by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024

Rough John

A violent client as referred to by prostitutes; A wife beater;

Marsha: Dam Linda, wha happened to yo face?
Linda: Had a rough john trucker last night, at least he tip good.

Matt: Hey Sam, you heard Lucy is divorcing her husband?
Sam: No wonder, he was a rough john.

by rough john December 6, 2024

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023