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Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?
Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
by chipworthington October 18, 2016
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Life

by globglogabgalab21 June 12, 2019
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THOOOOBJGUN LIFE

Law breakers law broker's LBJ2K live BY the GUNS and DIE BY the triggers. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobJgun life.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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Life

Life has the same feeling as a gorilla violently pulling your pubic hair, and the hair keeps regenerating every 2 seconds and there's no way to get them to stop.
by ShadowWar69 January 14, 2021
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Whit Life

pertaining to, and explaining the existence, exploits, awesomeness, perils, and poor life choices of living in the Whiteaker Neighborhood of Eugene, Oregon.
The abundance of hipsters, pbrs 'n pork sodas, food carts, hoppy breweries, fixies, American Spirits, and snarkasm all point to examples of Whit Life.

The life of a Whitizen.
by The Mannimal September 15, 2014
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Gacha life

An app that ruins the name Gacha and has fucking cringey as fuck shit in it with a fan base as good as a soggy shit in a microwave
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