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Eye Nuts

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.
by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019
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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter
Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.
by luqerbqli March 18, 2019
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Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.
*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.
by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019
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Nut

by Phishinuts April 25, 2019
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Nut

by Phishinuts April 25, 2019
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