move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023

cat knuckle

smaller than a camel toe

Damn that one small camel toe, Jimmy: thats a cat knuckle.

by tavicars April 1, 2015

Cat

A god-like being that looks down upon humans, which worship said cats. Black cats are given a bad rap, when they too are just as powerful as any other god-cat

All hail cats, all hail cats.

by little arsonist scrunkle May 8, 2023

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Cat

Meow

Meow Meow Meow Cat Meow

by Alexisalsoagirlsname March 11, 2020

Cat

an intellectually-bankrupt Cruella that bullies younger employees and usurps credits for their own ideas

I can't believe she erased Alice's name from that policy memo! She's such a Cat.

by potusgadfly December 22, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021