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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024
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Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago
girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend
by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017
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Life!

An exclamation to be used by one realizing how much there is to be enjoyed, regretted, seen, amazed at, embarrassed about, pondered over, loved, misunderstood, wondered at, missed, tasted, understood, or heard.
Bird realizes how amazing the universe is and exclaims, "Life!"

Dude realizes that the human race is sometimes such an embarrassment and exclaims, "Life!"

Bird realizes the oneness of everything, finally understanding the Tao Te Ching, and exclaims, "Life!"

Dude sees a bunch of hot bikini-clad birds walk by -- rejoicing in their beauty yet feeling frustrated because he wants to nail every one -- and exclaims, "Life!"
by eivocae November 13, 2012
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Circle of life

When you use a thin double sided dildo and shove it up someone's ass until it emerges from their mouth. From there push and pull in and out as if you are flossing.
by Rusa2607 March 26, 2021
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Life

Something that has been given to you.
Unless you give it for free, it costs you too much.
I want to break free
But life still goes on
I want, I want, I want,

So baby can't you see
by ThankyouDad June 13, 2017
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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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