Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?
Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
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you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
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Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
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It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
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Get the New England Dunkin’ Run mug.A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.
New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.
Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!
Casual gamer: What's a NES?
Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!
Casual gamer: What's a NES?
Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
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