dick warbler

one who loves to warble the dicks

Pat Dunn is a dick warbler

by tom glose October 18, 2008

Thor's Dick

A type of wager or dare in which the stakes are extremely high but only apply one person or party. The purpose of the Thor's Dick wager is to flaunt one's ego or ability. If the party in jeopardy loses and fails to live up to their end of the bargain then it is not a legitimate Thor's Dick wager, and the guy chickening out on his punishment is a tool.

Jordan decided to wage a Thor's Dick, saying that he would run down the street with no pants if he lost this game of ping pong. After losing, he lived up to the agreement and the Thor's Dick wager was completed.

by El Royo Loco April 24, 2008

dick feelers

also known as fingers, usually said to someone when they touch you and you do not wish them to.

Hey asshole, get your dick feelers off of me!

by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

Largo dick

A large cock and/or dick.

"Hi, my name's Officer Largo dick with the LAPD."

"BLue, grow a largo dick man."

by DirtyRobot August 15, 2006

small dick

Mike Rowe from Canada has a small dick, I should know

Hey, aren't you the guy who got sued by Microsoft? You have a small dick!

by Bush December 29, 2004

Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010