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pickle cum

when a girl uses a pickle as a vibrator/dildo and it burns through the pickle
by mrpickle123 October 20, 2020
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cum

a sticky love juice u drink when a man / futa / trans is hard
also it tastes like salt
It's morning, and, already, Kami is wet. She wakes up Connor with just two fast shakes. She grabs his cock and Connor moans in pleasure; he gets aroused very quickly, and his cock starts to erect. He knows it's coming.
Kami whipped her collarbone-length locks to her back, whereas she concentrates really quickly while getting wet. The early sunrise blocked Connor's eyes, listening to Kami, while she starts to take her lingerie off and notices she IS wet.
"Hey, Connie. Wanna blow?"
"It's CONNOR! And, not the blowjob, seriously?! We're minors. I tell ya, what; what if we do it 'fore Mom sees us fucking?"
"Now, that is ONE peculiar line you shouldn't legit say, while tryna have fun. And, now, y'know what we're talkin' 'bout."
Kami starts unzipping Connor's pants and leans her hand on his bellybutton. She starts panting before she even blows.
"Please, erect," she thought, multiple times before fun even commenced, in such way...
It wasn't long before Connor had an erection.
"C-Connor... your... cock. It's ginormous."
It wasn't a monster one like you see those days. I tell you, it's hella tiny when it's fucking flaccid.
"Actually, can we have fun in the clam, first. Trust me, Cons, I LUHHHHHHVE that position; and I usually do that first, anyway, rather than that horrid blow-before-bang shit."

Join us next year for some more lines on our cum shot stories.
by ♡babygirlkxmi♡ December 18, 2021
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Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture
You sure know your hentai. You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.
by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021
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Baked potato cum

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!
by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021
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Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023
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cum

cum creamy fluid comes out of a man's pp
by llawliettoes June 10, 2021
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toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam
Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe
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