cock teaser

Dead on accurate synonym for stripper.

Strippers will say anything to get your hopes up if they know you got a pocket full of 20's. They're straight up cock teasers.

by anonymous13 May 25, 2005

Cock jam

When you punch an erect penis dead on and the penis folds like and accordion. The tough part is making the penis erect.

He was going to whip my ass in the middle of the dance floor so I showed him a picture of Katy Perry and was able to give him a cock jam and escape safely.

by Lean Gus July 30, 2011

cock fag

another name for someone who's gay and/or who you just wanna call names.

cock fag mamamammaamammamamammamama

by david kuo October 19, 2004

cock tease

One who sexually arouses a man but does not go all the way. Often attributed to females, but also applies to men (both gay and straight) who lead on another man and don't follow through with sex or release.

"My buddy and his girlfriend went to a gay bar and he took his shirt off. What a cock tease!"

by Randy Blue Ballsack April 29, 2009

cock stain

to call someone a cock stain.

man fuck off, you a COCK STAIN.

by myrealnameisbrent August 20, 2011

bacon cock

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

by yomammas March 27, 2003

cock jockey

a dirty cock riding male

see darius khambata
tom vanner
dan brown
james carr

by Anonymous April 9, 2003