Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010

Niina's ass

Niina's ass is defined as a commodity that can be cracked by allowing it to free-fall from a zip-line or other extreme sport obstacle. It must not be thrust in an abrupt and impromptu motion and may leave its owner paralyzed for up to 6 weeks.

Niina's ass broke when she fell from a zip-line in camp. Superman's penis.

by ant3ver December 8, 2010

Ass Adviser

One who advises on ass.

Woman: Terry, how does my ass look to you?

Terry the Ass Adviser: The upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. Also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. Your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. My prognosis is that you have a typical white woman's ass.

by Dr Hotjointz May 8, 2009

angry ass

The burning sensation and sometimes itchiness after a big shit where diarrhea was present, whether you wipe enough or not.

damn dude, i jus had the runs, now i got angry ass

by Brian D. H. June 23, 2006

Broke Ass

Something of lesser quality. A worse version of something else.

You look like a broke ass Captain Planet!

by J Mart May 11, 2006

no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.

Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 7, 2007

ass sandwich

Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses

"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."

by asswip'e September 24, 2007