Party

A thing that teenagers such as myself need to sneak out of their windows and slide down the roof to get to. Here’s how it works— all of us get drunk and/or high, most of us get shoved in the pool and play games, some of us make out on the stairs or in the bedroom of whoever’s throwing the party, and a few of the losers leave before their second shot.

Brooooooo! I still got a hangover from that party!

Yeah man but I heard Shelby left the party way early.

by Urbanfam June 24, 2018

Party-pooper

A literal bitch

Your such a party-pooper. I can’t enjoy anything without you ruining it.

by Corginess sparkle December 16, 2018

Disco Party

Indulgence in a high quantity of cocaine

My dealer came through with the blow, we’re having a disco party tonight!

by Akujii February 26, 2018

Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.

"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."

by Greatestshoeman May 9, 2024

Party Soldier

A person that no matter what is going on in their personal life, always is at a party/function/turn up. Like literally... Nothing will stop them from gettin lit.

Tim: Hey Derek. You hear bout Ray's mom dying this morning?
Derek: Yeah that's crazy. Bet he's gonna be in all year.
Tim: Nah. You know him. He'll never miss a party No matter what karma or the world throws at him. He's a Party Soldier.
Derek: You're right because I think I see him over there tap dancing with that midget.

by Ty Saucy March 28, 2016

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024

Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.

Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.

by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018