Kid dinner

The eating of children

Mark: I’m so hungry I can have a kid dinner.
Sean: What is wrong with you, you cannibal!

by Bobswift August 5, 2019

2000’s Kid

The 2000’s kid is any child that grew up and had a concept of life beginning in the 2000’s usually born from 1998-2004. These kids will remember TV shows like: Blues Clues, The backyardigans, Dora the explorer, wow wow wubbzy, yo gaba gaba, and Phineas and Ferb. They also grew up around the time the Wii was made. Being children of the Wii, these kids usually have an affinity to Mario Kart, and Wii sports.

Guy: bro these stupid ass motherfucking shit heads don’t know what it was like to play outside lol.

Guy 2: yeah the 2000’s kids actually remember those days. Imagine liking fortnite lol.

by Obiwan723 July 22, 2021

That Kid

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.

That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.

by goofbitchx June 8, 2022

Monster kid

A under category of nerds/geeks.

The Monster kids is a person who know's everything about either horror movies, urban legends/ghost stories, classic monsters or/ and other horror related stuff (most of the time its all of that stuff) He's room is probably filled with scary masks and other horror related stuff.
Also the Monster kid is usually an outcast

The Monster kid knows the rule's on how to survive in a horror movie but would probably never survive in a horror movie.

Randy from scream (1996) is probably the most popular Monster kid in media

Even tho he isnt the only monster kid in the scream franchise

Most horror movie's about teenager have a monster kid character

Person a : "The Monster kid is my favorite type of fictonal character"

Person b " yeah because your one of them"

by The swag cat December 26, 2022

SafeChat kid

Someone Who Can Be under the age of 13 On an app called Roblox

Roblox Player 1: Hey ######## i said stop

Roblox Player 2: i dont speak tags lol

Roblox Player 1: Lol imagine having safechat KID

by withtha5 June 20, 2022

counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017

List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead

Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?

Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025