penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers

The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day

by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022

Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022