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Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016
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two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
by Starchylde June 7, 2016
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Freckle Face

n., v. a sexual term where the guy/girl put his/her face behind the other person's ass. Then he/she will shart into his/her partner's face. The little specks of shit will scatter on to his/her face like freckles (hints the word freckle face). The person that sharted, then turns around and licks the shit off of the face.
n. - I love when my boy/girlfiend gives me the freckle face.

v. - She freckle faced me last night.
by Chuck R December 1, 2006
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Balls in my face

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.
“Damn that girls fine asf
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face
by Ruperts January 7, 2020
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Lemon Face

1) a girl who got a banging body but an ugly face

2) a girl whose face is squished all together giving her a big-ass-forehead effect
Damn Tara got a nice ass...but look at that Lemon Face.
by Jeri Shermaine December 18, 2008
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face time

What you do when you get caught by the po-pos.
by Deezy June 24, 2003
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Tiger chicky face

If you want swim passionately in winter with your fabulous hairy chest and muscles, you are a tiger chickyface.
I swim twelve months sir. The body is strong sir. The body resist sir. I know seven languages sir. Finland, Germany and Hollandiya... I'm fabulous, i'm tiger chicky face and i'm sure you want table for two huh?
by ursamajor October 13, 2016
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