Play with the chicken

To jack off

Im bouta play with the chicken

by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers July 4, 2023

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chicken children

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops

Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?

by anonymous July 12, 2023

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

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Boomer Chicken

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.

"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."

by Cionadh July 19, 2023

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