fantasy fucked

Losing a match of fantasy football with the second highest points in the league for the week, because you are matched against the person with the most points.

Man, I put up 145 points this weekend, but Melvin fantasy fucked me by putting up 149.

by PrairieDog Coalition October 3, 2011

Pepto Fuck

The mood is just right. You splash a few tablespoons of Pepto Bismol on ya dick. You rub it in and say, "yea. oooo gurl you like dat?" The tingling feeling will send you and your partner euphoric feelings in your genitals.

You like when I touch myself?" "I love it. Now splash some of that pink stuff on and come Pepto Fuck me!

by cornclits December 15, 2010

Fucking Asshole

A person who is just a huge bitch!

Wow! That guy is a Fucking Asshole!

by SHIT DICKY ASS June 3, 2021

spit fuck

to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.

i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.

by shmurghi May 26, 2003

Unlifting Fuck

Noun. Unlifting Fuck

An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.

Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"

by Penix March 27, 2013

fucking damnit

a word used in extreme anger. Instead of saying god damnit, like you would use if you spilled your coffee, you use fucking damnit, like if a midget stole your wallet.

fucking damnit that stupid ass midget stole my wallet!
oh fucking damnit that guy almost cut my fingers off!
what a fucking damn asshole

by fuckeverything1257 May 16, 2011

arse fucked

when somthing ie. an object is not just fucked...its arse fucked.. totaly fucked and no goin back.

man,...this job aint just fucked...its fuckin arse fucked.!!
finished.

by pizzicato80 November 7, 2010