Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.

Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’

by Kobrakys May 17, 2018

Time waster

A time waster is a person who just spends there time being/doing useless thing while time just ticks by. One by one...... they will wast your time to.

1 Person-Hey do you have time?
2 person-To but-
1 person-Hey what is pi? Hey what's an i-pad? What is-
2 person-I have to go!
1 person-Answer me first! Please! I'll keep annoying you forever!
2 person-fine!

*6 hr later*
2 person- Cya! Time Waster! I waste 6 hr of my life answering dumb useless question for you! Don't come back to me! Ask someone else!
1 person-I didn't waste that person time....

by I_Love_Ninjago_.3. May 18, 2018

snack time

every time kailee lyons takes a bite of food

kailee just had her 45th snack time today

by tarik.453.9 May 19, 2018

Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.

Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.

by Mickeyve May 24, 2018

Times 3.0 ah

1 SGD= 3 MYR. Used by S'poreans to mean M'sia is cheaper.

This conversation is in Singlish

Me: Eh can go shopping ah?
Friend: Cannot lah
Me: Why ah?
Friend: 50 dollars only
Me: Then go JB one. Times 3.0 ah.
Friend: Yah yah

by alicecrebh April 19, 2018

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017