Cum

A white, sticky, substance that is stored in the lungs. Tastes amazing on toast.

Cum is stored in the lungs

by NBA cum October 27, 2022

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

Mark Cum

The rarest and purest seed on the planet. Only women of virtue and quality are worthy of it. Hails from an unbroken bloodline of over 5,0000 years.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was ok."
"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
"No she wasn't worthy."

by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025

No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 2, 2019

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023

tweety cum sandwich

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.

Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!

by CookieSlayer July 31, 2022

cum bowl

A rival matchup in college football between the universities UConn and UMass. The name is derived from the logos used by both teams, with UConn's being a "C", and UMass's being "UM", hence "Cum" Bowl.

"Dude, did you watch the Cum Bowl last night? It was... alright I suppose."

by abbeydokie November 25, 2023