Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2

Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.

by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015

baby mama-in-law

title used to define another chick that has a baby by the same guy you do.
Your baby daddy's other baby mama, whether they're in a relationship or not. If they get married, she turns into just your baby daddy's wife, until they get divorced.

My son's little brother's mom is my baby mama-in-law.

by NatBooty May 20, 2005

baby daddy mama

The mother of yo baby daddy.

Your child's grandmother on the paternal side.

Overheard at the mall...

Q: Who watchin little Ray Ray while you at the cub?

A: He wit his baby daddy mama.

by Chunky Butt December 5, 2005

baby momma drama

is...the constant phone calls to baby's father from baby's momma and child(ren) for any and all trivial needs:wants at any and all times of the day...and the baby's father goes running or gives up the credit card.

Momma calls or makes child call for money to provide for kids BS needs(?)- and she also needs money for all five of her other kids but only one of them is his and he drives to the ends of the earth to give it to her as many times as she can call in one day.

by kdlady1231 July 27, 2005

Trust Fund Baby

Why Don't We's best song yet. Ed Sheeran wrote it for them and the boys have hidden clues in their awesome music video. Totally worth your time and a sexy catchy song.

"I don't really want no Trust Fund Baby, I like my women independant! And I say to people thats my lady, and we dont need nothing e-e-e-e-else."

by Cami0Grace May 14, 2018

Trust Fund Baby

A wealthy, privileged child with no real world skills. These people are pampered beyond limit. Usually they are an only child. They don't necessarily have a trust fund by their name but their folks may have enough money create one. They are usually a prima donna type.

Person 1: Dude, look at Manish over there with those new sneakers & leather jacket. Man, how can he afford that expensive shit?

Person 2: His parents must filthy rich n all. Sounds like a Trust Fund Baby to me.

Person 1: Huh, I'll be damned.

by AJ2478 August 15, 2014

Awkward Baby Turtle

This is derived from the original "Awkward Turtle". This is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. In this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in "Awkward Turtle") and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. Next, to create the "baby turtles", the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller "turtles" with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.

Francine: Britney Spears is definitely a great role model for the American girl...
Marina, Kelly, and Tamra: ... (Silence and stares)
Kelly: AWKWARD BABY TURTLE!!

by WackaWackaYum October 22, 2009