Brown Breakfast

When you wake up to your sexual partner defecating in your mouth.

“I had a great night with john! It went so well I ended up feeding him a brown breakfast!”

by catfelixe February 18, 2024

Mr. Brown

the art of putting young men on all fours.

Mr. Brown: i’m going to get you on all fours and i’m going to eat your ass

by gchsalumni January 25, 2022

Harry Brown

Context: The film Harry Brown with Michael Caine playing an elderly gentleman vigilante who shoots young thugs terrorising his estate.

Definition: An elderly gentleman blowing his load in a much younger lover

That old geezer did a proper Harry Brown with Barbara last night!

by Dawson's Delight July 8, 2025

Lara Brown

A little lazy cow who you work with, she’s constantly bitching about her ex “boyfriend” and really weirdly smol.

That Lara Brown over there, she’s a proper bonehead

by Petunia Hargreaves April 12, 2024

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020

Chris Brown

beat the shit out of a female

John: yooo nick totally Chris Brown’d his gf

Adam: ikr!

by BlazinCuh April 7, 2021

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 29, 2022