white people problem

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.

I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.

by T Macalicious September 19, 2012

chasing the white rabbit

Chasing the white rabbit is a governmental term, in which we use to describe peoples fascination with chasing down the truth, following leads, even if it takes them down a path of deception. The Department of Defense knows that people will investigate stories overheard in the public or talked about in popular media or locations, and so we can create pools of fabricated beliefs in society, by putting misinformation out in the public about specific subjects. We call it chasing the white rabbit when we create a cover story, that leads a person down a path to misunderstanding. We create thousands of cover stories to deliberately throw off the public, and to fabricate wide spread confusion about anything the government is doing or even things the government is not doing, so that everyone is confused and tricked into not believing something they hear or leads them to having false beliefs about something.

Example: The government recently tested a directed-energy weapon to blanket the United States in snow, as part of a weather control operation. In order to divert peoples attention from the methods of how we did it, we created several cover stories that the snow was chemically created or made of nanobots, which had people literally burning snow and trying to explain why it turned black and didn't melt on live TV. In their endless pursuit of understanding this problem, the public engaged in chasing the white rabbit, completely wasting their time and never getting to the truth. Everyone then dismissed the claims as mere conspiracy theories, when in fact the snow was really manufactured, just using different means (we used a directed energy weapon to redirect cold air from Alaska, diverting the jet stream, among other classified methods).

In fact, the CIA was tied to developing weapons to do just this last year by popular sources of news like Fox News.

by w0g February 20, 2014

Rich white girls

Substitute this for the word 'women' whenever you hear feminists talk, and suddenly the truth of what they are saying is revealed!!

Feminist says - There aren't enough female CEOs

Feminist means - There aren't enough Rich White Girl CEOs.

Feminist says - Housework is demeaning to women.

Feminist means - Housework is demeaning to rich white girls. Maria Guadelupe, clean this up!

by MenoPaws April 2, 2019

suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.

Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.

by Jack August 5, 2006

Basic white girl

Starbucks

Uggs

Lots of selfies

Dog pictures

Heart emojis

Leggings as pants

Forever 21

iPhone

Instagrams food

Uses name was username

Tries to be a photographer by taking a picture and putting an edit over it

Takes picture of legs in a tub

Pretty little liars

Can quote mean girls

Enjoyed pitch perfect

Nutella

I went to Starbucks and saw a basic white girl wearing a white t-shirt, black leggings and uggs taking a picture of her drink.

by Vcojabs July 25, 2016

The Other White Meat

Really used by the U.S. Pork company, but now it's become a term to define a white person who trys to act black, and the black people seem to notice and say "oh look, the other white meat". Now it's overused by white people who think they are funny.

Wigger: Fo shizzle!

Black Person: Yo whitey you're the other white meat.

Wigger: Cool! Now I'm going to got say that to my friends in an attempt to be funny!

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

White boy sag

The practice many white males use of sagging there pants, shorts, etc to just below the top of there underwear.

Exposing mabey an inch of underwear at its maximum sag.

Commonly used by white folk who think they have "swagger" but end looking like total dumbasses when they take off their shirt.

"Dude did you see the white boy sag that Jarred was trying to pull of at football practice?"

"Yeah dude, total poser"

by JGGABOODO August 3, 2009