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The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
by 997854543 July 31, 2020
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Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.
Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.
by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020
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Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster
Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?
by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020
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desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
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Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.
“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”
by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020
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Nut bagging

Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.
Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.

Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.
by Yugo Yagami May 31, 2020
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Nut

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I
by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020
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