Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Brown Shirt

The current uniform of the Democrat party. Wearers of this uniform also tend to be jack boot-wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.

Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else. If you don't do what they say you will be censored, cancelled, or worse.

by JustWadaPlz September 27, 2022

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Pimplin Brown

Either dark, scabby cuts on a person's ass. (usually, find out during $3x)
or
The perfect cookness of a marshmellow(between burnt and golden brown)

Jeff: When i was with veronica, yo her ass was pimplin brown

Jim: Awwwee, siiiick...

or

Nick: look, look...

Owen: what... ohh hot damn your marshmellow is pimplin brown..

Nick: ya i know its perfect...

by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010

Brown Bomb

A tantalizing mixture of Regular Cola, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper and Root Beer. Best prepared using modern push-button multi-drink machines. Diet/0-calorie versions are usually, but not always, preferred. Often accompanied by a Widowmaker (triple cheeseburger, w/ or w/o bacon).

When ah’m hungry as a ba’r, nothin’ hits the spot like a Widowmaker, large fries ‘n’ a Brown Bomb.

by Johnny Sportcoat April 10, 2021

Gabby brown

A fit sexy women with big boobs and big batty .

Wagwarn gabby brown you ready to go shoot da opps

by anonymous April 23, 2024