Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.

Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023

Bumping bags/purses

2 bottoms (male or female) having sex but there’s no penetration because they’re both bottoms.

“oh my god, that guy is so hot, i want to have sex with him!”
“no dude, he’s clearly a bottom, you’d be bumping bags/purses!”

by dingusweewoo69 October 14, 2023

Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.

Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!

by Nomadisense October 15, 2023

oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.

She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.

Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.

by CandyNutz May 8, 2023

floppy fun bags

A set of ginormous saggy tit bags. When titties have lost the battle with gravity.

When I get done work, I'm gonna go home and play with my lady friends' floppy fun bags!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017