The night of Day Light Savings when a group of people get together, and eat snacks from one o'clock, untill two, when you are to change your clocks back.
You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.
You eat at one o'clock, change clocks back, eat at one again.
'Dude, I'm hungry!'
'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'
'Double One O'clock Munchies?'
'Oh Yes!'
'Oh man, it's one o'clock, and we need to change our clocks back in an hour.'
'Double One O'clock Munchies?'
'Oh Yes!'
by Jakluver March 8, 2010
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A: A trailer for a new Star Wars mobile game was just released.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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Get the a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one mug.A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.
Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!
Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!
Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!
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Get the two pigs with one bird mug.The term used to describe an individual or group of individuals who display a certain degree of insanity by making up excuses that are implausible to the extreme in a feeble attempt to deny responsibility for their mistakes.
Boss: "What time do you call this, your 6 hours late."
Employee: "I'm really sorry I'm late sir I was err.. abducted by aliens, on my way way in. They returned me to earth in the middle of a field and the nearest train station was twenty miles away. I definitely didn't spend last night clubbing and get up 6 hours late."
Boss: "Who do you think you are kidding? You must be one bite short of an apple if you think there's any hope of me believing that!"
or
Fictitious mobile phone manufacturer: "Our phones appear to have poor reception when held because our stupid customers are hold them the wrong way. The 'signal strength formula' feels intimidated by humans and gets it's maths wrong whenever it is in the centre of a fist. This makes the poor innocent little formula accidentally display the wrong number of bars. The call quality appearing to drop is purely coincidental, as is us releasing an insulation cover and recruiting eight new antenna engineers. There is definitely no design floor. Even if there was, it is definitely nothing to do with the very sensitive revolutionary external uninsulated antenna. The antenna is just being ridiculed for being pure genius, by people without any imagination. All you have to do is imagine it works perfectly and you won't find a single fault. This worked just fine for us during testing."
Anyone with at least half a braincell: "They really must be one bite short of an apple if they think anyone is going to believe any of that!"
Employee: "I'm really sorry I'm late sir I was err.. abducted by aliens, on my way way in. They returned me to earth in the middle of a field and the nearest train station was twenty miles away. I definitely didn't spend last night clubbing and get up 6 hours late."
Boss: "Who do you think you are kidding? You must be one bite short of an apple if you think there's any hope of me believing that!"
or
Fictitious mobile phone manufacturer: "Our phones appear to have poor reception when held because our stupid customers are hold them the wrong way. The 'signal strength formula' feels intimidated by humans and gets it's maths wrong whenever it is in the centre of a fist. This makes the poor innocent little formula accidentally display the wrong number of bars. The call quality appearing to drop is purely coincidental, as is us releasing an insulation cover and recruiting eight new antenna engineers. There is definitely no design floor. Even if there was, it is definitely nothing to do with the very sensitive revolutionary external uninsulated antenna. The antenna is just being ridiculed for being pure genius, by people without any imagination. All you have to do is imagine it works perfectly and you won't find a single fault. This worked just fine for us during testing."
Anyone with at least half a braincell: "They really must be one bite short of an apple if they think anyone is going to believe any of that!"
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Billing kill one guy like” do 2k for me,do 3k for me,do 5k for me na so 5 million take remain 5,000.”
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Get the one shot fun gun mug.Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
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