That Whoopi Shit

A woman who is not that attractive but is able to hold a man under the assumption that she is great in bed.

Dude 1:I still can't understand how men find Lady GaGa good looking.

Dude 2:But she has a lot of guys who would do her.

Dude 1: I know. She must got that Whoopi shit.

by red2269 May 30, 2009

Shit-Sick

feeling nauseaous because you have to shit and are contispated

Man, I feel shit-sick and the not coffee's kicking in.

by leeleev July 8, 2012

shit palace

A place that is an utter shit hole, dump, pig sty, messy disaster area. Usually occupied by a single strait guy. But for some reason they think its supper neat and Ok to invite chicks over.

Ryans place is a total shit palace.

by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Lethal Shit

The not so immense but oh so intense shit that'll make you quake and you best believe it aint fake.

Jeff: That nigga slash-7 said he wasnt honor but turns out that bitch's name is connor El3M3NT: Oh Shi- Jeff: Yeah I spit that lethal shit!

by NHCW February 1, 2009

shit is narrow

:when things go/get bad, when life goes pear shapped, when your whole world is turned up side down, when things go from bad to worse, when the money is tight, when the lights are out, when the bills are due
:when some is narrow-minded, or hypocritical
:can also be used literality to describe a nasty shit, poop, dump, doo-doo or crap
--can also use shits narrow shit gets narrow

"sorry i can't go out tonight...all my bills are due...shit is narrow ..."
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"that guy is a real loser, his shit is so narrow, he only wants to talk about himself and he doesn't care what anyone says"
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"after all that drinking last night my shits narrow"

by the mandino November 29, 2006

Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010