Kosher Sex

When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.

- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!

by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014

pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.

Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.

by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009

sex water

water where fish do the dirty-dirty

pool where a couple have sexual intercourse

ewwww the ocean is a giant vat of sex water!!! dont swim in it!!

by nickerdoodle March 10, 2008

Cry Sex

When two guys are about to do anal and still on the fence about being gay, causing the one pitching to rethink the situation and cry, then using tears as lubricant for gay sex.

I didn't want Ronnie to put it in, but he started to cry and the tears acted as a lubricant and made it more enjoyable.

Ronnie and I are going home to have cry sex

by SugarSpice September 25, 2011

Sex Dick

The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.

You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."

by Da Karate Kd Aka DJ Daniel-San March 10, 2011

Sex Punch

The cocktail of bodily fluids after sex mixed together to make a tangy concoction.

i.e. Sperm , sweat , VAGINA JUICES etc.

Last night, Julie and I made sex punch. It was fucking deliciously awful.

by dubskii August 25, 2011

Sex story

The thing you look up just to get horny until you see this.

Sex story:

So Kate was really horny at the moment and she called me over in a rather seductive voice. I came to her house confused (we hardly have sex) and when I got there the FIRST thing she asked was, "Wanna bang?" I agreed and she told me her parents weren't home, and neither were the FBI. So we went to their bed, took off our clothes, and had sex. No, why the hell would I describe it? Sorry guys, this place sucks enough.

by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019