trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

Banban Penis

A very rare 'filler' sentence, mostly used for expressing an expression to a certain feeling, object, etc. (ex. banger, mood, etc...)
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'

Jay: "What's the best song you've ever listened to?"
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."

by Paleo1523 October 10, 2023

Penis

Long tasty object

Please help I lost my penis in your mom

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.

His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular

by Creecred22 May 9, 2017

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

Jabeer's Penis Pills

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!

I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!

by Gabeeb October 31, 2023