Band kid

A lad by the name of Clover

"Yeah, Clover is 100% a Band Kid"

by anonymous1567201 September 22, 2022

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

same to you kid

a way to express excruciating anger to an acquaintance of the adolescent age

You're an idiot, so same to you kid.

by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016

Hell for kids

School we are locked up doing stuff we hate with prison rulers and no escape

Welcome to kid hell for kids

by Who’s willma? May 20, 2021

Sus kid

Sus kid is a kid that plays among us with other kids and likes to say sus a lot.

Damn bro, that kid is such a Sus kid!!1!!!!1!

by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022

ketchup kid

A Ketchup kid is a kid who cant stand anything, from foods to germans.

The no.1 rule to become a ketchup kid is to dispice ketchup

Example:

Guy 1 «Tobias is such a Ketchup kid, you can see that he hates those Germans!»
Guy 2 «Yes, and he cant stand the Hot Dog dressing either!»

by Mustard Boi March 15, 2018

Corona kids

Corona kids (when used in a gaming context) refers to kids/teens who play during working hours. After the breakout of the covid-19 virus most public schools closed down, allowing students to play on working days between 9 and 5. Due to their immature nature the term 'Corona kids' is often used in a negative manner.

"ah man, these corona kids are so toxic"

by lilfellow April 7, 2020