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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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The fucking professor

The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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Cameron fucking warren

He is a guy with 6 nipples who is a fucking cuck. This dude was formerly known as Cameron fucking reed. He takes 20 shits a day which spread to Kyyra fucking warrens nose and they still love each other. 9 months after the expo
They share the toilet and poop together Cameron reed no wait a minute I meant Cameron fucking warren with Kyyra fucking warren.
by Gustafson tx September 13, 2025
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we fucking rule

something that geriatrics say to relate to the younger generation
“We fucking rule” , Dad, no one says that. This is the most geriatric thing you’ve ever said
by CFF&JAS September 15, 2025
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The fuckin'

Adjective

The person/thing at the top of their/its game (the best of the best).

Everything else is measured against the fuckin'.

Comes from the key part of the sentence when describing awesome things "It's (the fuckin') best!"

Synonyms: G.O.A.T etc.

"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"
"O.M.G! How good was that?!"

"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"
by A Hazardous Experience September 21, 2025
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Jerry Fucking

Intentionally convoluting a subject matter so as to achieve a desired outcome.
Making a poll to vote on whether candy corn is disgusting and adding "I only eat it for nostalgia " as an option to skew the votes. You're Jerry Fucking the poll Brandon!
by fluent October 28, 2025
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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