Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
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He is a guy with 6 nipples who is a fucking cuck. This dude was formerly known as Cameron fucking reed. He takes 20 shits a day which spread to Kyyra fucking warrens nose and they still love each other. 9 months after the expo
They share the toilet and poop together Cameron reed no wait a minute I meant Cameron fucking warren with Kyyra fucking warren.
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The person/thing at the top of their/its game (the best of the best).
Everything else is measured against the fuckin'.
Comes from the key part of the sentence when describing awesome things "It's (the fuckin') best!"
Synonyms: G.O.A.T etc.
"O.M.G! How good was that?!"
"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"
The person/thing at the top of their/its game (the best of the best).
Everything else is measured against the fuckin'.
Comes from the key part of the sentence when describing awesome things "It's (the fuckin') best!"
Synonyms: G.O.A.T etc.
"O.M.G! How good was that?!"
"Yeah, it was the fuckin'!"
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Get the Jerry Fucking mug.A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
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