Friend

A friend is someone you like and want to play with and talk to.

If you see someone you like you could go "Hey, that's my friend!"

by Mike_Ox_Long November 23, 2022

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

friends

humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.

i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!

hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.

by specialist_0 January 3, 2022

Cousinal Friend

A friend that’s your cousin or a cousin that’s your friend.

She is my cousinal friend.

by K-words April 13, 2025

Friend

Someone who's always going to be there for you no matter what. A friend is someone that doesn't judge you for the stupid shit you've done, and that doesnt make you feel like crap.

She's my friend

by Your fellow stranger November 22, 2017

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Best friend

a best friend is someone who will piss you off but still love you unconditionally. They’ll piss you off like a sister, annoy you like a brother, be protective of you like a mam and give out to you like a dad.

hollie and - are best friends!

by irishslag June 3, 2020