dirty doctor

4-Chloro-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine, commonly known as DOC--a psychedelic of the phenethylamine family.

the dirty doctor made a house call and now ollie's tripping his NUTS off.

by shizzle b. April 7, 2008

dirty ballin'

When a man wears the same underwear for multiple days without washing them.

Seth forgot his underwear but didn't want to buy more so he was dirty ballin' for six days.

by Seth Jacalyn June 29, 2008

dirty muskrat

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008

dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it

i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!

by April482589654 January 1, 2009

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

Dirty Bruno

A true lover of the sunbeds
Dedicates himself to become orange
A slightly feminine man

"Woah that's a dirty bruno alright"
"Jeez, he's a dirty bruno that one"

by Alex Boyes March 22, 2009

Dirty Missionary

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

by richardstarkey February 24, 2013