Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.

by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016

eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

by dannyisajew September 16, 2003

cheesy dick

someone who is always jacking off. dick is always covered in spirm.

"Check out this awesome porn I got."
"Dude, your such a cheesy dick."

by Matt30 January 6, 2008

shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

dick-teeth

A guy who has crooked teeth due to giving orally to other men.

"That guy totally has dick-teeth!"
"Freddie Mercury has a serious case of dick-teeth."

by pss121 March 22, 2009

tri-dick

when a woman has a penis in her mouth, anus, and vagina all at the same time.

I was hanging out with david, brad and justin the other night and I told them how I wanted them to tri-dick me. It was amazing!

by Jamilana May 24, 2008

Dick O'Clock

The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.

This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.

Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).

Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!

Jarod: Why?!

Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!

Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.

by sloppydrc August 11, 2010