Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.

Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.

by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025

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pretty girl 😋

Wow I Joe is so cool! I want to marry Joe.

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smokey Joe

2 inches

smokey Joe as big as it gets

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joe mama what did u expect

hey look, its joe!

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The nicest man you can ever meet! He'll help you when you need someone, and expects nothing in return. He truly is a great friend!

Joe is a great dude!

by thepaintrain213 September 19, 2022

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(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.

Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.

by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018

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