one sided dry humping

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.

"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.

by Emay October 14, 2013

air force one

Da sikest creps around dees days. dose fucking creps are sik blad, dey got pure culuz and yall can always chek da man dem and ting wid dem, rude boi.
chek it yoz. dey woz da gear from back in da day, wen i be cotchin in da hood in da bronx, den da rudeboi went by in his escalade and da man dem saw. he chekd wid air force one

oi rude boi, olla at bak me, air force one

by slik snypa February 5, 2005

one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 18, 2004

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

mighty whitey one-bitey

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.

In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson May 18, 2011

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006