Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 07, 2024
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Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”
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kidding

Adam: You're gay!
Charles: No i'm not!
Adam: I'm kidding!
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kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.
"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"
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Sticky Kids

Another term for the sticky, white male ejaculate.
I shot my sticky kids inside of my girlfriend the other day impregnating her.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
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Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.
Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.
by Joker12123 September 17, 2021
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Clout Kid

1. Someone who tries to be good at something and isnt so at the same time they seek favoritism and acceptance with a community of people.
2. A lame ass dude that doesn’t have “real” friends.
Jake: Kyle’s car isn’t even that cool.

Gary: I know! He’s a clout kid.
by Joker12123 September 17, 2021
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