Meet-Fat

A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.

Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.

by Sambonater21 February 6, 2022

Fat Munch

A fat munch is an absolutely delicious meal.

Michael: Bro I'm not giving you any money
Max: But I need it to get a fat munch!

by woobabooba November 12, 2022

JOE MAMA FAT

joe mama fat is used as an insult when you feel bad about calling someone gay lol.

Person 1: "JOE MAMA FAT LOL"
Person 2: "... *CRIES*"

by THE.FAT.BITCH.MF. March 15, 2021

Nouveau fat

A person who recently became fat. One who lacks the appropriately sized clothing for their newly bloated carcass. One who lacks dignity and style.

A: “look at that guy, waddling down the street, guy hanging out... Who does he think he is?!”

B: “He’s nouveau fat”

by TrooperKhan July 3, 2018

Fat cow

Your mum

Your mum is a fat cow

by codetastic08 February 16, 2020

Fat Tigerwoods

An underage bartender who loves to get people drunk so he can peg them. Makes the shittiest drinks on college campuses. Squeezes the ever-living crap out of people when intoxicated.

Bro, Kacper is acting like a Fat Tigerwoods.

by Doggernot September 8, 2021

Fat nigger 69

When 2 fat niggers gave sex in the 69 position while listening to nigga nigga nigga by gangsta rap and watching hello kitty porn on the tv

Let's do the fat nigger 69 tonight

by Fatnigga67 October 20, 2025