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Fart Bags

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.
by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023
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sniffing a fart

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
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sniffing a fart

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.
by cutthecards December 12, 2023
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Fart

How far is when your butt hole comes out with gas
by anonymous December 13, 2023
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fart

a loud noise that will come out of ur booty hole and into the air that leaves people Wondering why u did what u did
Peppa: *farts*

Angie: WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THAT !!!!!!
Peppa: *farts again and again*

Angie: *dies like actually*
by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019
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Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*
by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019
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Fart nugget

When you fart so hard a nugget comes out
Oh man, I just fart nugget 6 times today
by Justin the fart nugget king October 20, 2019
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